Haw Flakes

Mom notices the haw flakes on the kitchen table.

"Are those drugs?"
"No, mom. I try not to leave my drugs on the kitchen table when you come over."
"Well, what are they?"
"Haw Flakes. They're like candy."
"Well, okay. How do you know they aren't drugs?"
"Eh? Well, do drugs, I mean, you know, the illegal kind, come with a list ingredients on the side of the package, usually?"
"I guess not."