You No Old Time Cowboy, You No Smoke!

Take a look at this hilarious sign located somewhere in Japan. Seems like a joke right? Well it's not. You'd probably never have guessed it, but apparently what it's inarticulately trying to say is: "No Smoking Please". There... that wasn't that hard was it? And I didn't even need to resort to childish (but albeit humorous) drawings! Gosh, sometimes I'm so talented I surprise myself.