Chopstick Bra!!

Perverts of the world rejoice! Japanese fashion has given us yet another reason for perverts to check out the cleavage of the female gender (and the male gender too if you happen to unfortunately endowed in that area). You see, some crazy designers have come up with the ever imaginative idea of a chopstick inspired bra. No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you - the chopstick bra (or 'My Hashi Bra' as it's affectionately called) houses a portable pair of collapsible chopsticks which can be stored... in the middle of your cleavage?? Ok, so it sounds super painful, but hey, fashion's never been about comfort. A quick look at mini skirts and a 10 inch pair of heels will tell you that. Admittedly having a pair of chopsticks on you all the time could be convenient, but how the hell you'd get this out discreetly in a public restaurant I have no idea...

Though if the chopstick idea alone wasn't freaky enough, there's more! The bra comes heavily Japanese cuisine styled - the left cup is a lovely traditional Japanese black and red miso bowl, and the right cup is a rice bowl.

Now for the extreme minority for whom this has piqued their interest, don't feel bad - it's eco friendly as the reusable pair of chopsticks housed in the fashion bra is directed at reducing the usage of the millions of disposable chopsticks that get used and trashed each year.

Check out the link for some more pictures and a video demonstration.