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- Grapes can and will explode.
- Although deceptively small, the volume of grapes is 100 times as big when it's smeared all over your microwave walls.
- Microwave is not synonymous with clothes dryer. Any attempt to use it as such will result in your clothes being much, much smaller and blacker than they were when they went in. Ashtastic!
- Contrary to popular belief, plastic containers won't stay solid forever.
- Everything is combustible. Eventually =]
- Last night's heated up food will always taste like the same thing no matter what it is and how different the ingredients it contains are. It will always taste like ass. It's just a fact of life - deal with it.
- Microwaves are not TVs. If you think you're watching The Biggest Loser through the microwave, you're not. That's just your reflection.
- Lastly, soap does not belong in the microwave - but it's BLOODY AWESOME to watch!
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