Best. Flowchart. Ever.
Click picture for an enlargement!Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
ZOMGWTF!?!?!?
Look outside. Has the sun turned green? Are animals everywhere going spastic? Have your brains spilled out onto the floor? Can you see an intelligent American? Because surely these are the sorts of things that would happen first before Deal Or No Deal becomes immortalised in an arcade machine.
But no, the sun hasn't turned green, your brains are hopefully still locked in your head, and Americans will always remain as stupid as ever. Unfortunately the reality is that Deal Or No Deal actually has been released as an arcade game - just when you thought you had escaped it forever. This little abomination was spotted in Chadstone shopping centre - just outside the cinemas. There are no words to describe this travesty... so I'm not even going to try.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Things I Learned From The Microwave
- Grapes can and will explode.
- Although deceptively small, the volume of grapes is 100 times as big when it's smeared all over your microwave walls.
- Microwave is not synonymous with clothes dryer. Any attempt to use it as such will result in your clothes being much, much smaller and blacker than they were when they went in. Ashtastic!
- Contrary to popular belief, plastic containers won't stay solid forever.
- Everything is combustible. Eventually =]
- Last night's heated up food will always taste like the same thing no matter what it is and how different the ingredients it contains are. It will always taste like ass. It's just a fact of life - deal with it.
- Microwaves are not TVs. If you think you're watching The Biggest Loser through the microwave, you're not. That's just your reflection.
- Lastly, soap does not belong in the microwave - but it's BLOODY AWESOME to watch!
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