White Ninja Hammers Nail

This Is Why You're Fat.

I always get the same thought now when I think of McDonalds - that bloody awesome quote from the movie 'Hancock'.

Hancock: All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots.
Rail Crossing Crowd #1: You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?
Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman.
Rail Crossing Crowd #3: She's right. She should sue you.
Hancock: Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.

Let's take a look at the yummy stuff that fucked me right up, but I don't give a shit coz they're just so goddamn tasty.




Like what you see? Then visit http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

The Innocent Days of Comic Books...

Man Who Looks Like A Thumb

Snorg Tees!

http://www.snorgtees.com

If God Had Facebook...

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Modern Life...

ASOS Cassette Face Watch

Check it out - a snazzy analogue watch cleverly designed to look like a cassette tape:

Available for £34.26 from http://www.asos.com/

Mortal Kombat vs. DC?

Dear God, what have Midway done? I'll tell you what they've done - the unspeakable crime of dragging the old MK korpse from its resting place when rightly it should have been sent to its kraptacular grave after MKIII. And yeah, I'm goddamn sick of Midway's use of 'k' in place of 'c' in a failed bid to be "kool". "Insert Koin"? Fuck yeah just gimme the chance and I'll "insert koin" so far up Midway's ass they'll be crapping quarters for a month!

But seriously, so many of the characters were spin offs of each other that if I had colour blindness I'd think the game only had the one useable character... But no no, against all common sense, Midway's decided to attempt to revive the old series by pitting them against DC characters such as Batman and Superman but get this - there will be NO FATALITIES. WHAT? No fatalities? Forget it pal, this game is dead before it hits the screen I say.

For those with morbid curiosity or nothing else better to do than give you eyes a torture treatment, here's the link:

http://worldscollide.com/

Space Invaders 30th Anniversary!

Yep, it's been 30 years since the classic Space Invaders invaded our arcades and stole our hearts. And what better way to celebrate its 30th anniversary than with some sleek merchandise! Take a look:

Merchandise available from http://www.play-asia.com/