Steve, Don't Eat It!

Hilarious, but disgusting food products from Steve, Don't Eat it! You really gotta see it...

LOLWTF

Just another one of the millions of stupid Hello Kitty inventions there have been.

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How To Identify Genre of Music

You can't hear any melody and suspect your radio is broken because it's emitting a constant fuzzing noise - metal

There are absolutely no recognisable instruments playing - pop

The song is about a dog or a piece of roadkill (it's hard to tell through the accent) - country

The piano sounds like intermittently being randomly slammed by a meaty palm - jazz

Doof doof doof loop x 1,000,000 - trance

Booty sex 'shake that thang' sex booty - rap

Was there music? Sorry I fell asleep - ballad/ celine dion

Nachos

http://xkcd.com/

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Velcro Shoes

Real Estate Dictionary

For those of you who are out to buy houses, here's some popular real estate terminology and what they really mean in layman's terms:

• Vintage - if you touch it, it will break
• Intelligently designed - the toilet is cleverly inside the premises
• Cosy - will cure even the most deep seated agoraphobiacs
• Great investment opportunity - we're not even going to try and pretend - we both know you won't even consider actually living in this craphole yourself
• Panoramic view - missing a wall
• Lots of character - gaudishly fugly.
• The size will surprise - the surprise is that there is no size
• Recently renovated - given a fresh coat of paint to hide all those structurally worrying cracks (at a completely reasonable $200k premium of course)
• Charming villa unit - 1 of only 2 million on the block! experience the delights of living like a chicken in a chicken coop!
• Development opportunity - uh oh.
• Lots of natural light - we say skylight, you say hole in the roof. potayto, potarto.
• Secure brick home - the flimsy plywood door has a rusted padlock
• Well appointed kitchen - sexy kitchen has a nice rack (for drying dishes of course!)
• Stone's throw from great shops, schools and train station - if you could throw a stone 100km to chadstone
• Low maintenance - no garden! who needs a garden anyway? doesn't everybody love having their fence glued to their windows?
• Quietly nestled - the occupants of the property were murdered recently and all the neighbours have since moved away

Duff Mints!

Dunno whether these are legit or not, or why you'd want a mini beer can full of mints, but here they are!

CLOSE CALL! BUY ONE NOW!

http://www.volleywarehouse.com.au/closecall/

Unforeseen Design Problem?